Why Thick Girls Like Luscious Louis Are Always Ready To Get It In…Anytime, Anyplace

Why Thick Girls Like XXX Pornstar Luscious Louis Are Always Ready To Get It In…Anytime, Anyplace

Aight so here's my theory on why thick chicks like the beautiful XXX porn star, Luscious Louis are always ready to receive dick anytime or anyplace.

After a long debate, my ol' lady told me that I sound like a male chauvenist straight up n' down but fuck it, I'mma speak my opinion anyway.  If I happen to offend some of you ladies reading this, it ain't no love lost sweethearts this is just ya man B-Box's insightful, analytical observation of the opposite sex. 

So back to my theory on the thick girl syndrome: There are 3 major contributing factors as to why thick girls are always more aggressive and more willing to get it in than their slimmer more toned up counterparts. 

Factor #1: Most women are NEVER satissfied with their looks. There is always something they wish they had: bigger ass, flatter stomach, thicker thighs, thinner thighs, a cute mole on their left chick, a dimple on their right chick, bigger hips, smaller hips, longer hair, thicker hair, thinner hair…and this bullshit list can go on and on.  Most girls I know all wish they had bodies like Beyonce or Serena Williams.  And if they've already got bodies like B and Serena, they wish they had something else to correct whatever they perceive as being a body flaw…crazy I know.  A lotta thick chicks wish they were shaped more like the video models on TV becuz that's what us shallow mufuckas seem to wanna get with the most.  Although thick girls have been getting dick offered to 'em ever since puberty, they overlook the fact that niggas want them just as much as a Beyonce bitch, prolly a lil bit more in a lotta cases.  Thick girls don't see that, so they allow that low self-esteem kick in.  When you see thick girls in the club you ever noticed how hard they dance tryna get some attention?  It's because they feel they have to work 10 times harder than the smaller chicks. In doing so they become more aggressive.  Unbeknownst to them that they were gonna get fucked before the night was over regardless of how hard they pop their asses or not.  Why?  Because every nigga in the club is goin' after the Serena Williams broad so the wiser man is gonna go after the goods that ain't gettin' picked over by every Tom, Dick & Leroy.  But thick girls don't recognize the game.

Factor #2: Now the same thick chicks who've been poppin' their asses up in the club, be the same chicks moping around year after year wondering why a nigga ain't asked them to get married or serious yet.  Mufuckas are not gonna move so quick to wife up a -in my Grandma's words- "fast tail girl!"  But becuz once again, the thick chicks got self esteem issues they think the reason a nigga ain't jumpin' the broom wit' their ass is because they got a lil extra sumthin' 'round the waist…wrong again!  This is why thick chicks develop the personality of getting the dick whenever and wherever they can get it…they tend to cherish the dick and treat it like royalty outta fear that the same dick won't be here for long so she gotta take it when she can get it.  You ain't gon' get no complaints outta us, thick mamis…keep on doin' what you do ya heard!  Shiittt I wish a thick chick would break into my house one night, tie me up, and take it…lol.  But I digress…movin' on.

Factor #3: Men pick up on low-self esteem traits in females like it's a sixth sense and a lot of us prey on it (not me tho…LOL).  We start making it known that we have options and the low-self esteem broads respond accordingly.  This is where the thick girls get real aggressive and their main objective at that point is to please the men they link up with becuz in their minds them niggas got options and might not stick around with their "chunky asses" for too long.  As a result the thick girls sex game is ridiculous!  When she's fuckin' she is goin' in…fuck the make-up running, fuck whether or not her stomach is showing, fuck tryna hide the stretch marks, fuck tryna focus on makin' cute fuck faces.  Her goal now is to get her man off before he moves on to the next bitch.  Men love to chop down females like this..they go in like Luscious Louis be goin' in.  AND I LOVE THAT SHIT!

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Factors 2 and 3 are similar but different.  Message to thick girls: If you beat ya'self up becuz you gotta a lil sumthin' extra on your thighs and your stomach ain't iron board flat…THROW DAT BULLSHIT OUT THE WINDOW.  There are millions of men out here that would want nothin' more than to fuck each and every one of you…and I'm one of 'em!  As an ode to thick pretty bitches like Luscious Louis I have created the Luscious Louis Booty Dedication.  Don't ever say a nigga ain't look out for yall…Lol.

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