Milian Blu Gets Crazy For The Cash

Thursday, December 10, 2009 2 AM | 1 Comment »

Okay so can I be honest with yall for a minute? Good. When I first saw Milian Blu on a porn movie, my first thought was “This bitch is crazy.” But then when I met her in person on Inner City XXX’s porn set my next thought was “This bitch is really crazy!” But after spending a couple hours in her presence that day I came to the conclusion that Milian Blu is not crazy she’s just a lil strange that’s all, LOL. Let me explain what I mean by that….

So I get invited by the homie D. Sparky to chill on one of InnerCityXXX.com’s porno sets for a day, right? Yall know a nigga was buggin’ just being there with all those beautiful ladies. About 30 minutes into my “sight-seeing” visit I’m in heaven becuz I’m sitting on a couch, puffin’ a lil kush with 2 phat ass porn stars sitting to the left and right of me…damn I’mma have to do that again one day. But back to the porno shoot saga…so like I said at that point I’m enjoying the festivities. Then suddenly I got spooked. Why you might ask? Becuz right after I took another hit of the blunt I heard a chipmunk talking! Real talk, I heard a real life chipmunk standing behind the couch talking…and the mufucka knew how to make complete sentences and use cuss words n’ everything…that shit was crazy! Now at this point I’m scared to turn around becuz I can’t believe a mufuckin chipmunk is talkin.’ But then I started gettin’ spooked and I started checkin’ the 2 bitches on the sofa with me becuz I’m thinkin’ they probably slipped me an ol’ school click-ums or sumthin! So I’m sizing these bitches up tryna check their temperature n’ shit but I didn’t get no type of ill ass vibe from them. As a matter of fact they turned around and started having a conversation with the talkin’ chipmunk! Now I’m thinkin’ I’m lunchin’ for real. Becuz apparently I’m the only mufucka in the room who can hear the talkin’ chipmunk.

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Yall probably are tryna figure out where I’m going with this right? Okay I’ll just get right to it. The talking chipmunk was Milian Blu! This broad was talking and I swear if yall were there, you woulda heard the same damn thing! Milian was goin’ off about some other bitches who were hatin’ on her and how she, was  in her words, “gon’ get at them ho’s.” Shorty was apparently a lil aggravated but it was hard for me to take her seriously becuz for one: I was high; and two: the bitch talks like a fuckin’ chipmunk. How the fuck was I suppossed to take her ass seriously when she has zero bass in her voice…just straight treble all day my nigg. Anyway after I got used to Milian’s high pitched frequencies I was able to look past that and continue enjoying the scenery around me. But after another 20-30 minutes had passed, Milian Blu came back in the room and ol’ girl was lookin’ right! She had on a tight mini dress and some heels and that ass was hoisted up like a lil’ donkey booty…she was hot! Here’s where another strange thing happened though: Milian started talking and once again, I thought I had hit some sherm or sumthin becuz her chipmunk voice was gone…vamoose…vanished! What kinda shit is that?!! All of a sudden she actually sounded like a regular chick. The scary thing is that she apparently didn’t see anything wrong with the contrast but the shit stood out to me like I was standing in the room with that crazy bitch from “It’s A Thin Line Between Love and Hate” yall remember that Martin Lawrence movie where Lynn Whitfield played that crazy lady role…yeah that one. I didn’t know who she really was so I kept a “slick eye on her” like my uncle used to say back in the day. That means I always had keep tabs on ol’ girl to make sure I knew where she was the whole time, I didn’t want no more surprises from her ass, all I wanted to do was see some nasty porn get filmed.

Luckily for Milian she was able to redeem herself a lil bit by shooting a good scene. She is a natural in front of the camera and she is nasty as fuck. One thing I do like about babygirl is that she is raw as hell and neither one of her “personalities” is on some prissy shit – both of them are cool chicks. LOL. After her scene was wrapped I gained a different appreciation for Milain Blu’s skillz and from that day on I became a fan.

After spending a day on the porno set watching Milian Blu my conclusion is this: Crazy bitches got some of the best pussy and they are my new fetish. I got luv for you tho, Milian…both of you are number one in my book! LOL.

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